Spinner's End

15 May 2013
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This "Matilda" Scene Is The Most Intense Scene In Movie History

“You wanted cake, you got cake… NOW EAT IT.”

I knew what was going to happen and still I laughed SO HARD.

(Also Roald Dahl is my hero for so many reasons and this is one of them. For more, please see Man from the South.)

15 May 2013
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Is it weird that if Arnold were real, I would sort of want to date him?
(Note: I’ve been rewatching Hey Arnold via YouTube and it’s just as great as I remember it being.)

Anonymous asked: in regards to your post about wanting baz to make a movie for Catcher in the Rye: it will N E V E R happen. Salinger owns the rights to that book and from the day it was published, he said that it could NEVER turn into a film BECAUSE in Catcher, they talk about everyone being phonies. everyone in the movies are phonies, and fake, and making a film out of it would completely contradict the book.

Wow, some people really can’t recognize a joke unless it slaps them in the face, can they?

13 May 2013
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GET IT HENRIK.

13 May 2013
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”

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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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READ A BOOK

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(Source: bennywhistleswhileheworks)

12 May 2013
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I know the focus is on Gatsby right now

But personally I’m holding out for, like,
Baz Luhrmann’s The Catcher in the Rye
or
Baz Luhrmann’s A Separate Peace
or…
…Baz Luhrmann’s Animal Farm

I mean this man loves his classic literature adaptations, just imagine the possibilities

Am I right

9 May 2013
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9 May 2013
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YESSSSSSSSS

9 May 2013
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severus-snape-my-eternal-prince:

via Snape in a snood by ~Griffinhart on deviantART

Cute! ♥

8 May 2013
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So I met Bo Burnham. That is a real thing that really happened in my life yesterday.
He was incredibly nice and gracious and seemed genuinely happy to be saying hi to everybody, which was a cool plot twist coming from someone who had just spent the past hour being mildly antagonistic towards the audience and telling offensive jokes.
It was the best thing. He’s great. I am so glad this road trip happened. Bo, you are the best and also your hair is magnificent. Thank you and good night.

3 May 2013
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3 May 2013
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3 May 2013
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excusez-toi:

17 Rants in 4 Minutes (x)

Aaaaand “passive aggressive robot sack of ketchup pee” is my new go-to insult.

2 May 2013
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Love these two things:

1. Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencil in LSD. These eyeliners have been my favorite for a long time - the shade called Perversion is my go-to black eyeliner because it’s blacker than black times ten and stays on like woah. This color, LSD, is like a hybrid of royal blue and navy blue, with blue glitter. It’s like a classy, toned-down-but-still-fun version of the blue eye makeup you wore when you were 15. ~~And it reminds me of the TARDIS.~~

2. Butter London Nail Lacquer in Jack the Lad. Mossy forest green with microglitter. Packaging: adorable square bottle. Color: reminds me of Christmas green, yet somehow seems appropriate for springtime, too. Application: easy peasy, and full coverage in 2 coats. Staying power: let’s be serious, zookeepers were not meant to wear nail polish. That being said, I painted my nails with this last night (using Sephora brand base and top coats) and now, 24 hours and a full day working in the rhino barn later, no chips. That alone is impressive to me.